Ah, fat-shaming. The completely acceptable, family-friendly alternative to homophobia.

If you are on the internet in a situation where people you don’t know can see or hear you, you are in public, full stop.

Seriously, call me!

I concur. Except Stephanie is not hotter than Parvati.

He should have walked off the field after career TD #69 and never came back. He owed it to himself.

I know I’m an awful person for saying this, but I have yet to see a picture of her that doesn’t make me want to punch that shit-finger-painting smirk off of her face. OMFG

How could anyone care about any of the characters? How could anyone care about anything in the show? We get it; life is miserable and always will be. Anyone who clings to morality is just going to die because they’re so naive and this world is not for them. It’s so deep, because the question is would you like to be…

“... a slow miserable march towards an inevitable conclusion”
I think this pretty much sums up the entire show.

pro-tip: put TP in freezer

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

Imagine this demoncrat hellscape: I am 18-years-old and want to go boar hunting with my father. For my safety, I want to bring along a semi-automatic rifle. I save up all of the money I made working for a generous minimum wage (I am only 18 after all), but when I go the exercise my rights at the community gun store, I…

All he needs is a good girl with a confetti gun.

Basically the entire Russia training montage from Rocky IV should be an Olympic sport. Hell, the Russians are already keeping up their end of the bargain with the Drago parts.

As someone who’s dedicated the last 10 years of their free time to whiskey and video games, I say bravo to her, and maybe stop being a dick about this.

When I was in 6th grade one of our assignments in science class was to build a rocket. My dad and I went to the local sporting goods store, picked out a kit, and built it together. We picked a decent enough day and went to a nearby open field to test it. Tests went great and surely, nothing weird or stupid would…

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

This is, overall, a good thing, especially if it cuts down on the number of instances where baseball players are talking through their gloves as if the opposing team actually has a lip-reader in the dugout deciphering, in real time, the super-secret unorthodox strategy to pitch around a dangerous batter and check the…

I believe it’s triple maple up in Canada. I’d imagine that buys quite the collection of beaver pelts, and am very proud of what they have accomplished.

Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

Herbert Kornfeld. Don't forget his homeys Count von Numbakrunch and Sir Casio KL7000.