now that i have firmly inserted myself into this relationship i would like to voice my support of the nixation of lover

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

Alright, you can’t just lead with that and leave us fucking hanging, man...

I refuse to acknowledge this Super Bowl occurred, as I was sitting in fucking jail with $100s of dollars of food and beer at my house.

Not mutually exclusive.

Don’t try to sell me on this lumbering turnover machine before I’ve seen his fat ass play a single down.

Why doesn’t pro football work in Florida? We have great weather, hot chicks, no state income tax, we’re on the water, there are no gun laws, it’s easier to get convicted of rape in Saudi Arabia. Seriously, I’m surprised NFL HQ isn’t in Fort Lauderdale.

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

It’s like that time the NYPD stopped arresting people and writing tickets because they got their feels hurt.

The Ref is in perfect position to call the play but the turnover is so unexpectedly bad that he just falls on his ass trying to get out of the way. It's just fantastic.

Aw hell yeah, WYTS is back! Everybody dance!

Some people are fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. Many of them are strippers. The rest are very old.

Why your team sucks is back! YASSSSSSS!!!

I love how this play was so amazingly awkward, even the official fell on his ass.

That's a perfectly rational and balanced response to this story.

How do we know that this wasn’t her plan all along? “Wrong turn,” my foot. Who goes around with eight pounds of fruit in their car? And their son knew they were going to visit him for Mother’s Day. They disappear and no alarms are being sent up? They didn’t have a phone? No one passed them on the road? It’s not like…

Did you read the transcript? The judge explicitly says it’s up to the dad.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

He certainly had the power to *ask* that his children not be locked up like criminals because they don’t want to hang out with him. Politely requesting that the judge not do this to his kids would not see him held in contempt.

Yeah, this doesn’t seem like the reaction of even a person who is trying to win their children’s favor, let alone an honest-to-god actually good person. “Won’t see me? Maybe an indefinite incarceration will make you remember how good I was to you!” Nnnnnot likely, no.