He followed it up with “but yet and still” literally a thousand times.

^found the selfie stick owner/operator

Andy Fletcher: You got a problem with my strikezone?

The clash between inner and outer reality is the hardest thing ever to grasp. For instance, picture somebody in your life that you know very well. Known this person for a long time; they’ve been to your house, babysat your kids/pets, you have a history, you know their family.

Yay! I’m iut of the greys!

But it isn’t real for all women. I have never been hit on or sexually harassed in public spaces probably because I am not that physically attractive. Honestly, at times I would have welcomed this sort of come-on. I know I am not alone in this among women. But that doesn’t mean that women who experience this are…

This is the longest humblebrag I’ve read in a while.

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

The true king of TV animated dads is clearly Randy Marsh. No contest.

And, of course, Tina (and Linda) are voice by male actors. That said, I bet Gene would give careful consideration, without negative judgment, on whether he was trans or not, then decide he was happy as he is.

RECOGNIZE

Bride’s inner monologue:

The garter shit is tacky and a weird tradition “Here, have an intimate piece of my new wife’s lingerie! Who wants it?? Whoooo wants it?” Because in my country men fight to catch the garter. And then the guy that gets the garter dances with the girl who gets the bouquet. Gross and embarrassing.

Tall enough when lying down, is what my mom would say after a single glass of white wine.

CassieBear is a known jokester/satirist. I’m not sure it’s actually possible to offend her, don’t worry.

As a bald woman your use of “hair trigger” triggers my triggers.

It’s annoying that a dude baseball-slides in to shout “not all men!” every time that a man commits violence against a woman. I think we all agree on that.

Well shootings are actually relatively rare compared to rejection (I would assume, though I don’t think stats on the number of rejections per day are readily available) so it’s probably safe to assume most men aren’t going to shoot someone over being rejected.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

We went to Orlando for a week and then right after our parents told us they were getting a divorce. Wompwomp.