In fairness, there are 10 million people within an easy drive of the staduim. It’s not crazy to think that 50,000 of them would show up for a game, even for a mediocre team.

You’re a monster.

In seventh grade a group of us went to a local amusement park. When it was time to leave a couple of us were waiting in the parking lot for the rest of the group when we decided to see if we could hit a moving roller coaster train with a rock. We threw a bunch and missed badly, except I swore one of mine hit a train.…

It boggles the mind to think that building a strategy around the players on the roster is the exception rather than the rule. It seems that ought to be the entire job description for a head coach.

You don’t have to be some cuck-fearing MRA to realize that Ghostbusters was not “a great, great film.”

I agree with a boycott, but this is not forced labor. They are free to find other jobs. Slaves don’t have the option to be fired.

If I watched cable news 12 hours a day for 18 months, I would wean myself off by putting a shotgun in my mouth.

I don’t care how sexy the woman wearing one of these bows might be, I will inevitably be disappointed that she is not a Lexus.

Here’s something that would help -- not inconveniencing 100 other people on the flight just so he has something interesting to tweet for once in his life.

Goooood. Release your anger...

But the injuries and damage will increase for the population of insured drivers. Right now 100% of collisions are caused by human drivers, which is 100% of drivers. But you can imagine a future where 98% of crashes are caused by human drivers, who in turn represent 40% of all drivers. Overall crashes are down, but the…

The most surprising thing about the war on marching bands is that anyone cares enough about marching bands to declare war on them. It’s like having a War on Late Night Infomercials -- yes they are dumb and lame, but they’re just there to fill empty time and it’s not like you’re paying attention to them anyway, so who…

I know you are merely trying to say that a racist, drunk, violent adult woman is the same as a six-year-old boy, and your point is credited. But I think anyone punching out a kid who won’t stop kicking your seat would be considered a hero among a non-trivial segment of the population.

Ooh, you’re one of those well-raised real men who threaten murder from the safety of a keyboard. Would you have murdered Mixon on the spot as a result of this altercation? If so, I’m sure your parents would be extremely proud of your hypothetical chivalry and conjectural bravery.

We have no idea who would have won the popular vote? What about the fact that Clinton had an enormous popular vote lead without campaigning in the non-swing states, and the non-swing states have many millions more Democratic votes? How about the national opinion polls, which had Trump behind the entire election?

Todd VanDerWerff (the writer of the Vox review) never ceases to amaze me with how willing he is to put himself out there looking stupid. Most people would be too afraid to run with “this is the first Star Wars movie to show people dying” as a main point without first hitting YouTube to see if that is really true. But…

He’s a serious person who takes Star Wars seriously. Attack of the Clones was the best Star Wars movie, according to all serious people.

You had to stretch for it, but I went there with you. Have a star.

Nope. Not even gonna.

I love everything about your story except that you believe Magary counts as a celebrity.