a tweetstorm will trick your brain into thinking you’re about to read a very, very important missive

Yeah! Somebody needs to Trump that bitch!

But what the Ravens did absolutely was illegal. That’s why there were multiple flags on the ground. They committed at least nine penalties on that down.

I live next door to a high school that challenges for the 6A state title every year. I could easily see them going to court over something like this.

*insert WillForteSayingBoom.gif*

I would watch a trilogy that covers the 12 years you fast-forwarded over.

I thought they were playing in Mexico City, not Philadelphia.

Too soon.

Don’t think Pence can be a new Cheney. Cheney is a brilliant guy and was a VERY experienced Washington knife fighter, including being former WH chief of staff, member of Congress, and Secretary of Defense. He knew how to work the bureaucracy and Bush allowed him to put people loyal to him personally in key positions.…

I always go back to what I think was a misunderstanding about the book The Bell Curve that got lost in the attacks on the book as racist, which is that the vast majority of the book is not about race, and the important analysis is not about race, it’s about how the reduction in formal and de jure racism means the…

Clinton wasn’t owed the votes. Americans who will suffer under a Trump presidency were owed those votes.

Is anyone still putting her in movies? Or do you mean you won’t dust off your old VHS tapes from back when anyone gave a shit about her?

If we do not wish to be the sort of nation that allows itself to be run by a strongman, then the movement starts now.

He won’t “date” anyone younger than his daughter, but that still leaves a wide group of women ages 18-34 that he can grab by the pussy. They’ll let him, because he’s a star.

Can we still say bunny boiler? That seems pretty 80s, I’m sure kids these days have some fucking complaint about the phrase.

If you have to ask, it’s too much.

I was thinking this same joke when I clicked, but looking at the videos is actually pretty cool, even setting aside my “teens should just stand there and say nothing” bias.

Malice doesn’t mean that you have evil intent, it means a reckless disregard for the truth or falsity of the statement. You can have the best of intentions and the purest of hearts but and still have actual malice.

I know there are a lot of stats out there on the frequency of false rape accusations, but I have never seen one saying that only “.0001%” of accusations are false or that “one in a billion” is false. I’ve mostly seen numbers like 2% to 10%. Can you point to the source of the numbers you are citing?

You: I was kidnapped and probed by a space alien named Mork and then returned to my bed 15 minutes before I had been taken, so I spent a quarter-hour talking to my past self.