Write about them ‘too soon’ and you’ll get yelled at for not being respectful and accusations of ghoulishness. Wait too long and you get told ‘That guy? They died ages ago, who cares how shit they were! Why not talk about more important things?’.

Accept the reality. Don’t blink from it one second. There is no America worth believing in -- only an America worth making better.

Blest’s obituary will be labelled a “hit piece” by fanboys and flagwavers, but it’s accurate and not inflammatory. It’s certainly kinder than I would have been.

Fuck John McCain.

I respect plenty of people that I don't disagree with all the time but John McCain's ass sure isn't one of them

She’s a princess in a tower. She thinks she gets to be above all this because even if Trump insults daddy more, she still gets sympathy and passes. She has an art degree but because of her name they pay her to yell about politics.

You’re missing the point: they ran it at all. They ran it after his treatment discontinuation announcement. It took balls.

May 1 million Iraqis rest in peace.

And that worthless twat will be right back on The View next week talking about how others don’t deserve this kind of care.

Fuck John McCain, he was a craven piece of shit.  It’s unfortunate he didn’t die sooner.

Why the fuck did you respect this dipshit

The Onion put out this spicy take yesterday and people clutched their pearls about how awful it was but it’s an honest take:

My cat is fairly disinterested when I talk to him in a regular voice.  But he LOVES when I mimic him.  Whatever he says, I say back to him (and I’ve gotten really good at it).  We’ll “talk” like that for ten minutes at a time.

Yeah, stealing a wildcat and trying to keep it as your pet is a pretty bad idea; at least here in the Apps, people find bobcat cubs and bring them home thinking they’re domesticated cats, only to get run out of their houses when the cat gets full-sized.

Since we are stealing cats do you think we could stop off and I could nab a baby Ocelot and raise it as a house minion? Some of them are only like 20 lbs anyhow.. That’s like, Maine Coon size..

I should point out that I come from a long line of cat-owners and general bastards and for some reason, cats gravitate towards members of my family. It’s like they either recognise kitteny evil runs in our veins or that we’re just evil full-stop. Hamsters, meanwhile, are fucking terrified of us lot...

With my cat, it was like having a new roommate move in. Casual ‘sup’s in the kitchen, the occasional argument about late night noise and mess in the bathroom. His room (yes, he has a room) is a bit iffy at times, and he’s a complete slut whenever my boyfriend comes over - always fun, having a cat decide to do yoga and…

Cats like it when you talk to them.

Yes please!

You could steal a North African wildcat kitten,” he says, “and it’d make a pretty decent cat.”