Looks like someone didn’t manage to throw enough paper towels around the Caribbean.

In a real Street Fight, 9 times out of ten, the very skilled MMA dude will cremate the very skilled boxer with the 

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Pretty much every Conferderate-related statue is borne from that, or a similar kind of quote, considering that was like literally the point of the Confederacy. So blanket removal is a-ok.

Resisting arrest? What was he being arrested for???

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Luke:

“You know what I like.”

Well obviously. I can’t think of an administration more desperately in need of ethics waivers since they are completely devoid of the former.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

That cat doubled their attendance.

That’s assuming there are people in the ballpark...

You’re just fishing for stars now.

Get it? ‘Cause Marlins?

/Commits seppuku

Good cat, that Gianclawrlo.

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

I see some errors in the cosplay. For instance, she’s holding the gun correctly.

Because people want to believe that the working class is a group of skilled laborers rather than the reality of most of them working in retail.

I’ve only experiences two machine corpses flipping the fuck out, lol. No other glitches. But that doesn’t mean others haven’t experienced them.