Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

“These people have awful names.”

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Maeby

Can we all agree that Bill Simmons, regardless of current marriage status, should be the next Bachelor? Watching vapid women attempt to listen to his takes with a straight face would be primetime TV gold.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

MABA: Make America Bane Again

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

That’s not even close to all of the professional teams here. You forgot the A’s, Angels, Ducks, Giants, 49'ers, Sharks, and USC.

Less go shake der hans

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Now those are words Talib by.

Andersen may have been a good goalie, but now he’s mantha fodder.

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

you know what other carpenter sparked a bunch of commotion in late december?

Underestimate penguins at your own risk, Tom: