Wow, they sure burned Drew. I mean it is now clear that Drew was totally wrong about how self-important, self-aggrandizing, and circle jerky Cardinal fans are.

Ben called the blunt force trauma to the head a "real time saver"

"Seems about right."

This must be the newest edition of the series, following great titles like:

Slow down there, chief. He said half, not all.

Good for you, preferring the definitive game manager over the replacement who took your team to the Super Bowl. Take this season's three-game sample and run with it!

You're right. Green Bay is waaaay to good to lose a game without getting screwed over by the refs. Try blaming your shit D you hoser.

I mean, Thayer Evans' parents dress him funny and he has no friends. He smells like rancid mayonnaise and he listens to Enya while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

I've got nothing against the guy. He's nice, we speak all the time. But he supports Hitler and doesn't wash his hands when he's done peeing.

Okay, you can have a scholarship to college. But first you must be born with incredible physical gifts. Then you must be molded from your teenage years into an incredible athlete who embarrasses your peers at the prep level. Then you must be noticed, recruited and welcomed into a D1 program where you hope against hope…

"If you imagine you're good at soccer, then, you are."

To be fair, it is true that he's never been schooled by anyone.

Hmm. Yeah. Wish I had written something like that.

I have some background in Graphology (handwriting analysis). I attempted to analyze the Hernandez letter. First, I'll give a very brief description of Graphology.

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Also, if you haven't yet seen "A Sport About Cartoons," please remain exactly the way you are.

IT'S CUTE WHEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED. IT'S SCARY WHEN IT'S ALL BLACK PEOPLE.

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Oh, right. This is a Jets game. You are not."

Last night, Thompson learned the hard way that managing isn't all sunshine and daisies.

Racism and vertical videos: the two things tearing America apart. Oh, and I'm pretty certain Kenny Chesney is #3.

So I'm just going to put you down for a shank.