NO AUTOPLAY?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MAKE ME PRESS A BUTTON; GET THIS SHIT SERVICE OUT OF MY FACE

I feel like he might have been overly excited to catch a homerun from the away team.

I'm not sure what your magical link has done to get rid of that shit, but I love you

I guess someone had to write something that wasn't about the Olympics

They just need to make sure no one tells Eric Berry that...

That's not true.... Only because those don't deliver.

You had me at 'half-letes'

Dear Al,
You seem to be pretty adept at getting entire Nations pissed off at you. Just for my own future reference, how are you planning on recovering from that?

Whoa, you guys, look... Tony Dungy reads Deadspin

Arrested 3 times in a few days is a bad week, but what about killing 3 people in a year. No one can rampage quite like Aaron could...

You saw the same clip I did, right?? 2 guys in pink jerseys, run up to a free kick and flopped (I guess that was a flop) onto the ground. They then proceed to celebrated that shit like they just won the World Cup... that is a definitely a goofy sport...

Dont worry, Bud... Most of us around here already get it and dont need to have it explained so throughly

Just so we're all clear on this guy; he's has-been, closer to a never-was, former major leaguer (from how many years ago?), probably on steroids/HGH/deer antler spray, tying a record that holds absolutely no meaning to anyone outside of their small island country?

More like... Oklahomer, amirite?!

I had assumed that went without saying....

[sees arrogant douche]

he was just testing the WVU fans out there; seeing if any of them can actually read