Fool me once, shame on you.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

You get a do-over. In fact, a tournament style bracket would be a nice way of deciding this.

This is great... for people who can tolerate the terrible interface, buffering, horrible quality (in general) of Amazon prime. My wife and I have had Prime since its infancy, but seldom do we ever use the Prime video feature, because its horrible. The quality is abysmal, silverlight is the bane of my existence and…

Wow. I never knew that Puff Daddy still lived at home for that long.

Any word on how big his next helmet will be?

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

You sure do bitch about white people like a white person.

Shouldn't be tough at all to explain that to Junior.

Bridgewater didn't appreciate his plummeting draft stock being sponsored by AOL.

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them.

Your comment demonstrates such an insightful knowledge of the NBA draft and types of weed, how could you avoid adding your two cents?

I would enjoy and appreciate getting a foul ball way more than a 7 year old kid does. [...] I have gotten three foul balls in my life [...] I have no idea where any of the balls are now.

"Kevin has played like an MVP and his will likely be a hall of famer when it's all said and done, but Minnesota's lack of playoff success will make the league's best power forward think about leaving sooner than later," the sports writer copied and pasted from his 2006 article.

Are you 89 years old?

Any fan who thought the large beer was a better deal and shelled out $7 for the 20 oz. beer instead of paying $8 for two 16 oz. deserves what they got.

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

I'm in it for the long haul.