rage is my sustenance

Best thing you can do is just breathe. Its going to happen, there are no rules about whos luggage goes where other than first class and there will always be folks who value themselves over all others. I used to fly 30-40 weeks of the year and you just have to take a breath and get on with life.

“Has already rose?”

fun fact, the chrysler PT cruisers and I assume other dodge, plymouth, crysler products of the time had literal plastic gears for the power windows.  My coworker was replacing one that the gears had worn out on and it looked like a fisher price toy.

Fair point. That said, Wrangler soft tops are fun cruisers. Maybe being able to take off the doors helps.

You know that’s in there somewhere, right?

The Corolla being the worst car you’ve ever driven makes me go “oh you sweet summer child” because you clearly haven’t driven a Chevy Aveo from 2012 which squeaked whenever you turned left, or a Dodge Caliber, or the weirdly squishy manual of a Chevy Optra...

Nightmare two-car garage you say?

A Nissan Versa and a W12 Phaeton 

Ah, see, this is the special edition that DOESN'T pretend to be a McLaren F1.

This looks like every other RV out there that clogs our roads. About average sized. It’s below 3.5 tonnes, so you don’t need a special trucker driving license to drive one.

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Tesla is running into a problem that they can’t necessarily control, and that’s the ceiling of available technology relative to the various regulations they have to (and should) follow.

A lot of the innovation was due to the technology either not being available, researched, or scalable, with the expectation that once…

Be grateful you don’t steer with the touch screen. That wan’t a request. Be grateful.

Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

We’re a metric country. Except...

Everybody in the UK mocks the West Midlands accent, but I secretly quite like it. Almost lyrical.

I rather like the i8, I shall be bidding at the next West Midlands Police auction. Oddly enough they seem to have recently seized one from a convicted drug dealer.

My next car will be an EV, probably within the next 2 years. Barring some galactic quality-control shift, I won’t even be cross-shopping Tesla. They absolutely broke the barrier and did wonders to get EVs more in the mainstream, but they still put out a ‘meh’ product (IMO) and basically, just don’t seem reliable…

How’s that musky dick taste?