He will definitely be saying to himself “weird, I thought this car had an engine” as he tries to accelerate up one of Seattle’s many hills.

Why not just make a new safari 911? Take the Turbo S, lift the suspension, add offroady tires, skid plates and a light bar. Make 200 of them, charge $350,000 and sell every single one to Porsche collectors in a night. Take that left over profit and put the Twin Turbo V8 into the Cayman just to troll Ferrari.

My neighbors car has a driver problem will this work ?

They still have it. It’s also useful for bumping the truck in a sticky spot off-road, as well as starting the engine when you’re not sitting inside. My 2012 Tacoma also still had the “bayonet” style handbrake that comes out under the dash by your right knee. This is so you can use the handbrake in conjunction with a…

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

You can do the same thing with a washboard road.

Due to a glitch in the universe, replacing the heater core in a ‘99 Expedition will cause it to spawn about 30 extra screws. Theoretically, this glitch could be exploited to generate infinite screws and violate conservation of mass.

That is a funny way to spell Resto-mod with a LS3...

It’s not a conspiracy, but it’s totally true!

Nah, like a house party but in a barn! The artificial stigmata was an accident. Usual barn party activities include watching the animals, sitting on hay bales, standing around leaning on fences, betting which horse is gonna shit next, that sort of thing! Its a good time if you are in the right company.  

The bus is actually automatic and the shifter is mounted to a box that’s not connected to anything.

I once had to shift like that for a couple of weeks after putting a spiral nail almost all the way through my hand at a barn party. Shifting side palm had a big ol hole in it and required dainty shifting to not hurt like crazy/bugger up the bandage.

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

Pinky toe ALL THE PEDALS

I want to see him heel-pinky toe the clutch pedal.

Goes 278mph, curbs it while parking .

lol

You came out swinging, I can’t help but respect that

Hot take: Rust patina is fucking trash and looks like shit.