those CA HOV bumper sticker silhouettes tho

Am I the only one who thinks that Mitsuoka styled this car after Hirohito’s face?

Caribbean lovechild of a 1st-gen TT and a 2-door 1st-get Focus! 

These are ALL OVER the western US - driving oil wells. They run off of the natural gas that comes up along with the crude oil, and sound like the most ill Geo Metro you’ve ever seen. An oil pads with multiple well heads sounds like a parking lot of very sick cars.

Midship Amusement, indeed!

I have a coworker who just sort of dribbles the sunflower seed shells out onto his chest/lap as he drives, then just pivots out of the car at gas stations and sort of brushes himself clean...

Step 1: Buy large plastic box container-thing of delicious spring greens.

Wuuuuuuuut
I have the 4.0L motor in my truck, and it just rolled over 200k with nothing more than oil changes and spark plugs (once.) With the tall Leer shell on it I get 22mpg at 70mph (5spd m/t). Sure, it’s pretty pokey by modern V6 standards, but....it’s a ranger. I don’t think those frame rails have changed design…

From one dirtbag climber to another: the above takes are impractical takes from city people. Cheap car that will get you to the crag every time with no fuss, cheap repairs, reliable, and (unlike that flex, wtf) can actually get over rocks, etc? The one and only:

Thin Blue Line stickers are obligatory here in AZ, it’s cheap insurance against any state-issued hot lead during a traffic stop. Pairs nicely with “my uncle in in LE” even though I don’t even have any uncles. CP just out of my sheer hatred of Arizona

Hey buddy - eat a fat flaming gas station attendant dick. Bicycles aren’t children’s toys. You know that lipitor you take for your high cholesterol? Cycling can help with that. You know that rage you feel as you sit in traffic? Cycling can help with that, too! You know that powerlessness you feel when you hear about…

YOU HAVE SEEN THOSE CYCLISTS. They just didn’t stick in your brain like the annoying ones do. They’re riding on bike paths, in bike lanes, and using lights, helmets, and their brakes IN YOUR TOWN. EVERY DAY.

Hi yes, a cyclist here. Some types of pedal/shoe combos latch together mechanically to offer an exceptional level of control and power transfer. It’s great! But they can be a little clunky and slow to get in and out of at red lights. Rather than stand still and fumble with your shoe/pedal when your light turns green…

Hi! Daily bicycle commuter here. I do my best to find safe routes away from traffic, intersections, etc. But you know what? Roads aren’t just for cars, and, on occasion you, as a driver, may just have to fucking deal with a bike using the whole lane. If you can’t deal with that, go drive on a closed track where bikes…

TO BE FAIR: I deal with disrespectful drivers every day of my life and never once have considered myself justified in assaulting one. Are you saying that these poorly behaved cyclists deserve to be assualted? Because that’s definitely what it sounds like you’re saying here.

Oh boy. This, so much this. As a car enthusiast as well as a cyclist that rides 20+ miles a day (year round! ask me about my heated grips) for my daily commute, I still cannot reconcile my interest in cars to my lifelong passion in bikes.

This buddy, if only because new cars are materialistic hot trash. With 3.73 diff gearing and cruise control it really is awesome on the highway!

(vehicle pictured at an odd moment in its life.)

I currently live in Arizona, where toxic masculinity, violent entitlement, and childish greed are family values. This is manifest on the roads with little men driving mega brodozers who tailgate like it’s their job. Even if the car they’re found to bumper-hump is going twenty over the speed limit. Bro....chill out!…

Just put a trump sticker on a 2006 Prius. Instant Missouri street cred!

...is anyone surprised by this? These aren’t magical new-tech batteries, it’s the same shit as in our phones and trail lamps, items that die at an exceptional rate when exposed to cold temps.