Incredible.

Used Kia Stinger a fastback quasi-luxury sedan with stunning looks and a punchy power train. There are many available with under 30k miles for $21-25k. It’s a car that demands attention, fun to drive, comes with Kia’s long warranty. I implore you to find a better answer!

The answer is always Volvo. Stately, luxurious, fast, reliable, AWD, well under budget, why wouldn’t you go with a V70R? Also, this is Jalopnik, what did you expect?

No worries. I'm off to troll a Cummins board with my grammar pedantry. 

Those wheels are the ugliest stock rims in the whole of automotive history.

Sunflower Seeds, the “chew em up and spit out the shells kind”. They are great because they are salty and they are in themselves an activity. I find when I drive for long stints on the highway I tend to get bored and keeping busy with an activity that doesn’t distract from driving (splitting open and eating seeds,…

when posting subarus shouldn’t it be nice price or vape pen?

Four-car garage in a warm climate with junkyards filled with rust-free machines?

That’s the dream.

Shit, I didn’t think of that.

Yeah but if we move out to LA, you know Tracy’s gonna be hanging out at your place all the time. He’ll bring his Jeeps too. All of them.

Oh yeah, it has an LSD.

Fellow climber and Jalop here: 99% of the crags I’ve been to don’t require AWD whatsoever. Most dirtbags I know drive either old VW camper vans or conversion vans and get to the crag just fine. My recommendation (Based on a fellow climbing friend who has one) would be a Honda Odyssey. Yes, I know it’s a mom van - but…

There can only be one...08 Highlander Hybrid. Done and done.

As someone who had a climbing affliction earlier in life, and as an adult now that knows better than to repeat certain mistakes, may I heartily recommend either the 4Runner, or, even better, a Tacoma. A smaller SUV is going to end up, putting it politely, becoming a superfund site after a few adventures.

Take the MSF course. You spend a few hours learning in a classroom. Then two days of doing exercises in a parking lot. They provide a bike. After you finish you get a waiver to take to the DMV to get your M2. Was $200 when I took it. Only requirement is to have boots that cover your ankles and a long sleeve shirt of…

Darn computers, always doing what you told them to do and not what you wanted them to do.

Great comment 

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

Looks like you saved Elizabeth the trouble of collating all the comments.