I had a Celica with a Cruise Control switch that was supposed to make freeway driving easier, but when you turned it on it just floored the throttle and made you fear for your life.

‘Twould be the YO heard round the world.

Dude, how can you shit on the 2JZ? That motor can power a 10 second car. I know cuz I live my life a quarter mile at a time and like watched all the F&F movies.

Probably. My guess is that it’s going to be more or less a Transit Connect pickup.  And if that’s all it is, it will be the most awesome small truck built in 30 years.

Ever since these came out I’ve been a fan. But they hang on to resale value like a octopus on a diver’s face. There must be a sub group fandom out there that keeps the prices abnormally high? If it were $4,000 I’d be more inclined to NP it but $6,200 is CP all the way.

“We look at, how does the car work together,” some random aftermarket tuner said. “What is the chassis balance, what is the powertrain for that, and where we landed on that—900hp 2Jz swap provides us with the best combination of vehicle power and acceleration to the weight and chassis.”

That is the best jump ever.

STILL THE BEST

Were it a David Tracy special, the undercarriage would have simply disconnected from the cabin and the driver would have coasted to safely unharmed.

Anyone else catch him pumping the (air)brakes right before impacting the bridge?

BMW... The Ultimate Flying Machine. 

Tire clearly underinflated by 1.5psi.

Bonus points if they provide proof of overnight parts from Japan.

Your restraint in how you reported all this just heightens the impact of each detail as you pile them on. I like it.

Cleans out truck to prepare for sale. Finds weed. Two hours later is found vacuuming patterns in cargo area.

Pretty sure the resale value of your truck went up by a good 50% now that it’s a Tacoma.

Not my kinda ride, but it’s clean with soft patina. Find a Members Only jacket and some peg-leg jeans, grow a good pornstache and become Radwood Royalty.

BUY A DEER AND RIDE IT AS A SHOW OF DOMINANCE TO OTHER DEER

You four. If you’re out there, I want to interview you.

This is good Jalopnik.