Haha...and people wonder why so many in the Middle East resent the US

I wish my truck pooped out Porsches

I have tried many times to make this not upside down, to no avail. Live with it.

3500lbs never felt so light.

Bill, it’s Monday, don’t you have to go back to wor-

Oh, right.

Is that tailpipe, uh, from Pep Boys?

C’MONNNNNN BILLY

Wowowowowow what did I just reeeaaddd

and five stars for body kit removal technique!

Many smaller vehicles have front surface-area-based towing restrictions, as wind resistance can be far more limiting on small-profile vehicles than weight.

I’m pretty sure this is the moto you can steal in GTA: Vice City

Singer ain’t got shit on those seat rivets. After seeing this cockpit, the rest are pure poser BS.

225/75 r16 Michelin LTX M/S2 on the E and holy bajeezus are they amazing. Quiet, 70k mi treadwear warranty, awesome in snow/wet, they make the E look proper. The 225/75 fits perfect with no rubbing and still returns 24mpg all day long on the highway. Fourth set of LTX M/S tires I’ve owned, each went a full 70k+ miles…

I read this to fast and thought it was asking your opinion on shower beefs

We (I) want more content in The Garage! I mean, I’m sure SOME people are interested in what’s happening in the racing world over the weekend, but...can’t y’all find some more folks like David tracy (I’d suggest calling his friends, but I bet they’re all Jeep freaks and I don’t think we need more Jeep shit on Jalopnik)?

YO!

Dumps like a truck, indeed

With this vehicle, you could drive to that alternate club reality Sisqo teleports to halfway through his signature song:

Please buy one. I’ll chip in $100 if you put a SFW sticker of my choosing on the finished project. The Grarage on Jalop is so sorely lacking and this is exactly what it needs. Please.

The Tacoma craze is bonkers, for sure. That said, they’re certainly worth thousands more than comparable Frontiers :( I can’t think of a more miserable, rust-prone vehicle with crumby build quality. Bleah.)

I feel that the Tacoma craze is driven by folks who don’t really know cars, but want the comfort of knowing they…

400 miles. Salt Lake City, UT > Boise, ID, to pick up my Ranger.