Gotcha. Gonna take the huge materia route if I can because by the time I’m prepared to take on Emerald Weapon I’ll probably have mastered all the materia anyway lol

Hey, I said you were “an obvious genius and an absolute unit of economics.” But if the compliment made you feel insecure, I guess go off about all the stuff you know, king

I think that’s a natural reaction. These people, especially the ones who are so low that that they feel like they have to defend crypto in the comments of a video game blog, are definitely desperate. But, like, I feel sorry for someone drowning in quicksand. I want to help them if I can. But I DON’T feel sorry for…

I wouldn’t be shocked at all to learn huckleberry hound here is also an anti-vaxxer 

God this is awkward but I guess I have to be the one to tell you that no matter how hard you white knight for the guy in the comments section of a website he’s never heard of, he’s not going to love you. I’m so sorry, but I want you to be able to live a happy and fulfilling life and not think that just ONE MORE…

As much as I agree with this sentiment in a vacuum, and could not possibly care less what happens to scammers, the problem is as scams grow, they eventually reach a point where they’re not viewed as a scam anymore. They gain legitimacy, legal protections, hell, they can even become fundamental institutions. For the…

Oh no, I beat it a couple times. Just never beat the two optional Weapon super bosses. Emerald and Ruby, I think? I know you have to beat one during the main story, and I THINK that was Diamond, but I can’t remember. But it was my first RPG, I was in middle school, didn’t understand the concept of grinding, didn’t…

I mean, depends how you define “worthless”. Most games have an attack that can one-shot basically any boss with enough gil. I’m pretty sure I either saw or dreamed a YouTube video of someone doing it to the optional Weapons in FFVII that I never actually beat, so being able to take them down easy would actually be…

Yeah, no, um, thanks, I’m aware of that lol. That’s why I specified minting a new CRYPTOcurrency. Otherwise the coins, like Gil and Mushroom Coins, are just make believe items in the game’s completely closed and severed economy. They’re tracked in game’s isolated code rather than, you know, a decentralized ledger that…

I mean, in a town that small it’s equally likely that at least some percentage of his 60 votes came from people who not only WERE aware of the charges, but were aware that he confessed and led police to the body, particularly given that the confession and finding of the body came over a month ago. News like that tends…

Can we talk about how this obvious genius and absolute unit of economics thinks that “Kotaku is quickly transforming into a crypto website” and not that, you know, a bunch of really poorly run game publishers are rushing to get into the crypto space because it’s Loot Boxes 2.0 and obviously a video game blog is gonna…

This is the most helpful crypto explainer I’ve ever read

Ah, fuck, you’re right. Definitely, DEFINITELY bad example lol

I swear to god you all are just the same person with a bunch of alts because you all sound identical. Same talking points, complaints, reasons you can’t or won’t go into more detail… almost like crypto is one giant cul— no, wait, that can’t be right. It’s not like it’s a belief in the value of the intangible that…

You can always tell when a game is going to be a real classic because it reached that point in the development cycle where the makers realized they needed to mint a brand new cryptocurrency for the game’s economy to function. Mario had KoopaCoin, Final Fantasy had ChocoboCoin, and now ApeCoin joins that proud lineage.

Big if true

Every single time with you guys

Called it lol. Crypto dork with a Tombstone-reference screen name started their own thread below to talk about Kotaku’s crypto coverage. They’re as predictable as the hot new crypto venture turning out to be giant Kafkaesque scam lmao

Imagine believing in family values and sanctity of life so much you literally murder your wife or vote for the guy who did

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…