On the whole, I think nuclear armageddon would be awful and tragic. But then I think hey, at least KiethFromCanada would stop posting, so, you know, storm cloud/silver lining

Yeah, it’s the Streisand Effect on steroids, except if instead of trying to hide her house, Streisand was trying to shield her career from incredibly disturbing allegations of sexual abuse.

7 replies against Heard’s testimony in 9 minutes? You guys on lunch down at the courthouse or what?

Oh shit, all the body language experts??? Nm, this sounds open and shit af. Wait, what do the phrenologists say?

I don’t know if I’m cynical or not but I 100% believe that’s the reason for the case (it’s both a case and a trial, the case is the entirety of the process, including discovery, depositions, etc., the trial is the part where they go to court in front of a judge and jury and officially present their sides; something…

Oh, absolutely if it turns out she made it up, that would devastate her career and life beyond measure and I’m pretty sure would open her up to both a lawsuit that would make this one look positively paltry and some not insignificant jail time. Which is one reason I’m taking both of them at their word with regard to…

Nah, I literally called them allegations, which are by definition unproven. That said, her behavior of recording and photographing regularly seems consistent with someone who was in a really bad situation behind closed doors and knew that no one else was seeing what was really going on. And from my own sexual assault,…

Now that Heard can speak to her experiences and, you know, defend herself, I feel like this trial is going to do WAY more damage to Depp’s career than the op-ed ever did. These allegations aren’t REMOTELY on the same level as what Depp accused her of. Hard to imagine it could be possible to explain sexual assault…

“You don’t have to be smart to use in group lingo you just have to hang around long enough to learn definitions.”

Your point isn’t wrong in general, but unless there’s an epidemic of working class black women in Texas telling people in red states to move when faced with devastating bans that went, like, REALLY under my radar, the thrust of this article doesn’t really seem to be directed at them. Rather it seems more focused on…

It can also be ableist. I’ve lived in Florida since my late teens and hate the direction things have gone here over the last 12 or so years (I was obviously younger and more naïve when I moved here originally, but at the time I remember things seeming like they were headed in a positive direction for the state) and…

I hate my goddamn state so much, but am disabled and can’t move away. Also cops anywhere would absolutely kill someone over shoplifted pokemon cards under the right circumstances. The fact this happened one county over makes me more uncomfortable though.

That does make sense in the context of the desolution of a family unit and a child’s inherent propensity to feel responsible for that. My parents never separated or fought in front of me, but I’m familiar with the importance that is placed on divorcing parents to make sure their kids understand that the divorce isn’t…

Incredibly specific question: is the writer of the article suggesting that Depp finding his mother after a suicide attempt is an example of the severe childhood abuse he suffered? The relevant quote is “he endured severe childhood abuse, including finding his mother after she attempted suicide.” As I understand it…

Awww, senpai noticed me! And, like, ONLY me! YAY!!! And immediately after I asked some very specific questions that challenged their illusions of online anonymity. How very coincidental! Anyway, Dr. Paresh, CEO of Usung Shiba Inu Coin To Buy A Coke From A Vending Machine, LLC, I think you’re right. I do need to get a…

By troll comments I hope you don’t mean me. Because while I am certainly having fun in this thread, and though I cannot seem to formulate my questions without an appropriate tone of mockery given the frankly ludicrous ideology that Paresh is advocating (and further given that Paresh appears to actually hold a business…

Sorry for a third reply in a row but I just realized you ended two of your three comments here with “sheesh…” and I just need to know if that’s a catchphrase or what. You fascinate me.

Also, Paresh, please tell us more about how the Covid vaccines were made in “Chinese-Labs,” starting with why you hyphenating the phrase and capitalized labs. You have my full and rapt attention.

PARESH CAME BACK!!! HOLY SHIT THEY CAME BACK!!!

Feel like pure shit