Not disputing that the joke has an audience, but the joke says “before your parents even knew how to make you,” not “before your parents made you.” Most people learn how babies are made between the ages of, what, 8 to 14? But that’s not a super common age to actually give birth. So you need to tack on a bunch of years…

Not postive it’s what rogueIndy meant, but usually people know how to make a baby for, like, A WHILE before they make one. There are definitely statistical outliers, but I think by 12 or 13 most kids in western countries know how babies are made, but that’s not the age that the majority of them conceive.

I’ve finished exactly one video game since my child was born two years ago, but I’m within, like, probably a half hour of making this the second, and I’m hoping to be able to find time in the next week or so to finally see the first ending.

I was actually thinking about just that, and wondering to myself if shutting down the studio and removing it from the store are attempts to avoid those consequences

You’re not wrong that there are easier ways to scam money in this industry. The thing is, most of them are known and people actively watch for them. There are dedicated subreddits dedicated to some of the scams you mentioned. Doing what they did is way harder, much riskier, and I’m not saying with 100% certainty that…

Surely they’ve known for months if not years that the game they’ve been marketing as an open world MMO was going to be released, at least initially, as a bare-bones extraction shooter. Given that pre-existing knowledge, did they make any effort to be open with players about what the game would consist of once they…

I haven’t really followed this whole saga outside of a few articles here and there, but from what I gather, the trailers they released appear to, if we give them the benefit of the doubt, been aspirational for what they hoped the game could maybe be one day, rather than, you know, what a trailer actually should be,…

Wait, so now you’re telling me that the “volunteers” who worked on this in exchange for a Steam code for a game that’s going to remain in a barren alpha state for the what, like, two months that the servers stay up before disappearing forever weren’t fairly compensated for their labor??? Outrageous!!!

Hell, in the context of the f word, calling them a p*say is homophobic too. Even by homophobe standards he was remarkably efficient in how much he got in there that fast. Crazy how all of it was just an oopsie doopsie goof up. Dude apparently just slipped into a homophobic fugue state or some shit

Weird how in that other thread everyone is arguing about whether the CoD guy may have ever used the word casually in his everyday life without noting that like ten words before the f word, he literally used the phrase “you suck dick” as a synonym for being bad at something, directed at the same person he called that…

I’d literally JUST bought a PSP Go for a trip I was about to go on, and the Go famously, you know, NEEDED PSN to put games on it. That shit went down like the day before my Go arrived and I ended up taking the trip with an empty PSP in the hope that maybe it would come back up while I was away. It didn’t and I know…

Show me the tuning menu you cowards. You spend 90% of an Armored Core game in it anyway. 

Huh. It never occurred to me that there could be racist/xenophobic connotation with it, but now that I actually think about it I can easily see the problem with associating a type of anything with a country/nationality/ethnicity, particularly when the thing isn’t solely made by that group and that group also makes…

My first instinct was to ask why the tags matter because who the hell is going to buy Armored Core VI without knowing exactly what they’re getting into, but then I remembered that From is a LOT bigger/more notable today then they were when Armored Core V came out, and I’m sure this will be a ton of people’s first…

Counterpoint: if you read it as a comedy (granted, in a laughing at it, not with it kind of way), that’s the funniest shit I’ve seen so far this year. Although in an ideal world faze clan would all get jokerized and have dialogue about living in a society

I mean, seems like releasing a 2 hour explaination of that shouldn’t be as important as not promoting Ezra Miller, especially considering that there have been at least 5 ongoing DC universes coexisting recently in theaters (Zack Snyder’s, Todd Phillips’s, The Batman one, the Super Pets one, the Lego one, just off the…

Oh jesus christ so much fucking yikes there. I REALLY wish I could unread those screens

Holy shit, actual consequences? Genuinely didn’t expect that. Totally different topic, what’s going on with that Flash movie that WB/Discovery has been cowerdly non-commital on shelving for what feels like years now?

I can’t be the only one who sees Tobias Funke, right? Like, no shade, Tobias is the best, but the mustache and glasses and shaved head are so accurate I almost feel like it can’t be an accident. And let’s be honest, no one would be shocked by Tobias getting a septum piercing. It’s on brand.

I’m literally copying that deck once I get rogue lol. She’s the only card im missing and I’ve been wrecked by a few surfer decks so I’ve been wanting to put one onto play myself, and that one sounds really solid. Yondu and Scorpion don’t bother me too much (honestly iceman is more of a hassle to deal with if he hits…