My Fiancee works for a law firm that represents HOAs (we both loath HOAs but she likes where she works and 99% of her cases are against people that just didnt pay their dues, not stupid fines). the principle partner specifically bought a house in a neighborhood that DIDNT have an HOA. When an attorney that owns a firm…

Have neighbors like that- they have screaming children- I can’t get them towed away

“A telephone pole with a Camaro wrapped around it may as well be the state tree of North Carolina”

You should give it another chance. (not that particular one obviously, just the chain.) I mean what else could possibly go wrong? And even if the ice cream inexplicably burst into flames or something, you’ll still be able to say “Eh, not as bad as the last time...”

Every single time I read this comment I crack up all over again.

It’s called having a “frap”.

Not really a “fight” but a good story of someone getting what they deserved. I was in 10th grade and heading out to catch the bus, during the first week of school. My high school had really long hallways and way down at the end I see this big kid with a foot ball jersey...he had to have been a senior. Anyway, as he…

The really stupid thing is you can block specific people from seeing specific photos on FB. The arrogance here is INSANE.

Call me drastic but isn’t the normal response to this situation to want to chop his dick off? Or at least Carrie Underwood style personal property destruction? I’m not saying you would/should act on those feelings but as someone that has been blindsided by a long distance cheater I can speak from experience that my…

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

Only part of you?

ALL of me wanted Santa to get bashed with the pizza pan.

If I didn’t know that Jim’s mother was alive, I would have assumed she was brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia.

All of me wanted Momager to smash his fucking skull.

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

Guy could have simply been trying to build a stronger credit history. I know a LOT of people who have done this (they were smart and avoided credit cards as youths, but as a concequence they had not enough credit history when it came time to buy a house or whatever).

If you are in the service, I think it’s pretty normal. Those guys don’t make a whole lot of money.

Judging people’s financial practices? That’s sad.

2.65 seconds = 13 1/4 lengths. That’s a significant buttwhooping in any race.

No doubt. But the question was “Why haven’t horses gotten faster?” and they have. It’s just that they haven’t all gotten faster than a very fast horse.