I’ll have you know the first time I properly drove a car on the road (not just my dad letting me have a go of his, manual of course, MkII Vauxhall Cavalier in a car park) was at 12 years old in my brothers Metro MG Turbo, with turbo lag like a Porsche 930 (orig 911 Turbo) on a country lane and I drive it like a pro,…