His parents aren’t doing very well financially, and promised him his first gaming console on Christmas. On Christmas eve, he was allowed to open one gift, which was revealed to be a pair of Playstation 3 wireless controllers. He was so happy, he invited all of his friends over to play his new PS3 on Christmas, but his…

I am a Celtics fan (so you know this story is going to be insufferable). I checked every Nets score this year hoping they’d lose, because we had their pick (I said ‘we’ just to make your head explode with fury). Over time it became clear that the Sixers and Lakers were going to finish with worse records than the Nets,…

“A taser volt” is not a thing that exists.

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

Hopefully Draymond Green doesn’t wake up tied to railroad tracks.

Like the NIT, if winning the NIT got you to the second round of the next season’s NCAA Tournament.

weah nawt tawking soccuh today. toppa dee howa, sweeny murti comin up, heah’s mink.

I know this is a stupid big societal issue to bring up in a comments sections, but couldn’t ESPN’s profits/stocks dipping just mean that they are around their peak earnings (for now)? Just because a business isn’t constantly growing doesn’t mean it’s failing? If they’ve maximized their potentials, why isn’t staying in…

I liked it at first, but watch it more out of obligation at this poing — e.g. “I’ve invested X much time in this, I want to see it through” (same as I finish paiting a room even though I’m mentally done after 3 walls).

I say mosquitoes are worse than bees, unless one is deathly allergic to bee stings. Mosquitoes are practically invisible and as soon as it gets warm, they are everywhere. Go outside with some skin exposed and you might as well just jump into a poison ivy thicket.

Its good to see the entire Ballbuster clan could make it to the game

I’ve admittedly seen far more of Toronto than any other team in the playoffs this year, so the take that follows may be misinformed. But most years there is a team that makes it to the conference finals playing a more physical game than the others, and this year I think it’s Toronto. JV is a big part of that, because…

That's why you gotta take the money while it's available because teams will have no problems cutting your ass once you can't perform.

Blazers are an irritant. Inefficient gaurds who can’t/won’t play d are very annoying.

it’s not strange, because liberals, unlike, apparently, progressives, can hold two thoughts in their heads at the same time. watch, I’ll show you: Obama probably should have been less aggressive about deporting people, and some of the Obama administration’s foreign policy moves have resulted in innocent Muslims dying,…

opening your ham wallet

My high school (a Catholic school, not nearly as fancy/well known as these) absolutely had issues with teacher/student relationships when I was there in the 2000s.

When I was 16, I qualified for the Junior Olympics for track and field. My coach, who was (and still is) the head women’s track and field coach at a public school in Connecticut and also an executive member of USA Youth Track and Field tried to molest me. He made inappropriate comments, would touch me and tried to get…