So you’re saying that Altuve is an asshole?

When I saw the headline, I assumed they were talking about this one.

This article really buries the important part of this story that there’s another guy whose last name is Fightmaster.

*insert earplugs to block out Pac-12 Network negative stories because I love this job here please don’t make it go away I can’t go back to Best Buy for 1/6th the money while not working in sports and shilling value laptops to 60 year olds who looked shocked that Microsoft Office is a separate purchase and oh god this…

I am LEGION. #thesingleplyamongyou

Drew thought he had a silent but deadly business weapon. Tooting his own horn, he would find himself in the corner office. Drew learned that he has to lie in the bed he made. He caught a whiff of his Twilight Zone.

with your imagination

You’d think he’d be more cautious about pursuing people that will be seeing others as well

Walker got his 23 a game in this series, but it took him 22 shots per to do it.

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

Is it just me but in the middle panel does the mythical animal being reborn in fire look less like a majestically rising bird and more like a lounging possum?

8:30 starts are horseshit. I don’t know who they think is staying up until 1am to watch hockey on a work night, but it sure as hell isn’t me. The transition from drinking on weeknights in my mid 20s and going to bed at 1030 every night happened out of no where. I want my youth back, I want to live.

It’s The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare

I had this situation happen and after a couple of weeks of looking for a replacement roommate and having no luck, I reached out to the landlord and explained the situation. He was less concerned about filling the space for the sake of making rent and would rather us fill the space with a good tenant. He agreed to…

It's okay, the owner has a great partnership with one the biggest Caucasian tribes and provides them with scholarships to dance schools and vertical leap training.

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Everyone knows that’s Vermont.

CFB games on DFS sites used to be a goldmine a couple of years ago. They would never fill completely so there was a ton of overlay, even on 50/50s, and anyone with a basic knowledge of team strengths could fill out a team in a few minutes with players playing weak defensive teams and have a very good shot at winning.

Maybe the Oregon team was aware of this “classy” way that a prior Coach K team had responded to a team dribbling out the clock: