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“It’s like they think they will offend you with their body,” she said.

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You don’t send a dog to do a cat’s job.

Wow, if only everyone got on board with social change IMMEDIATELY and human beings were actually capable of the kind of absolutism you demand. Not sure what world you live in, but clearly not the real world. We’re making progress on this issue and it’s coming pretty quickly as far as I can tell.

We have way too many people on this planet. Humans are shit at deciding who else should or should not die. Therefore the only fair way to fix things is to create a society where stupid fucks are more likely to off themselves. We should rejoice whenever people take one for the team and darwin themselves.

Good.

YAAASSS!!! You’ll have to pry my Hitachi away from my cold, dead clitoris.

I make this plea a lot, but please, Jezzies, leave the assholes and trolls in the grays. You’re not going to be able to reason with the idiot suggesting sexual molestation in America is a silly non-issue because of ISIS. You’re not going to successfully school the charming gentlemen who doesn’t believe victim blaming

I’m leaning toward MUFE too. Ditto on the artist shadows. Also, their 12 Flash Color Case. The Paris trip makes more sense than California for me but it really is a short trip. I have to read the small print and see if the trip can be extended. I have a feeling that the air travel part will get in the way. I missed

The penis is the most powerful organ known to man. Women tend to be less impressed.

Or you just read the back of the shampoo/bodywash/conditioner bottle

No. Children need to be parented and can’t make decisions for themselves, work, drive, have sex, or even decide what to eat every day. There is nothing wrong with restricting certain spaces to adults only and there is nothing wrong in expecting parents to parent their children when they’re out in public. Get a grip.

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There is so much ridiculous butthurt in the comments.

Yes, 80 people doesn’t solve the problem, nor really scratch the surface, but change like this requires a step, then another, and then another.

Should he just not free those 80? Would that make you happy? Or does your internet-armchair-quarterback rage burn from a

At first I was

I don’t particularly enjoy using the word that I am about to write...however it needs to be said. Chris Pratt is the definition of bae.

This man is a goddam national treasure!

ooh! Ooh! My mom’s family is from S. Florida, so “family vacation” always meant “visit Gramma and Grampa in Ft. Lauderdale. Cool. It has a beach! My grandparents live like, on the damn beach so my brother and I would jump out of the car, throw on a swim suit and run head long into the water on a semi public-ish beach

I just bought one of those pink drivers, you know the ones that Bubba uses, love it.

Girl, you didn’t just dodge a bullet, you dodged a giant fucking nuclear bomb.

No, it’s not.