I posted this the last time we had an article on this stuff.

What in the bloody Sam Hill did you have all that for XD

HE HAD A BULLETPROOF VEST. And wasn’t wearing it. And died to a gunshot. IRONY

Holy SHIT. Did he not have an inhaler? Are there just some asthma attacks just so bad nothing helps ever?

Oh my gosh now we HAVE to know :P

Presumably the opaque flap over the glass.

Serious answer: The worst thing ever I saw on a flight was having an old man collapse and faint as he was getting up to try to go to the restroom. Legit medical shit and all that.

Is it awful that I’m like “oh thank heaven” 90% because yesss this is great for people and celiac sucks balls, and 10% because I’m like “yessss now we have fewer difficulties in finding a place all my friends can eat food together”

I would not be entirely surprised somehow. XD

I don’t really get all jealous and shit about dating, but there are definitely some times when I’ve wanted to take the stage at a conveniently audience-d karaoke and sing That One Song that someone who has wronged me will know is about them. :P

But they’re wonderful revenge fantasy porn! Haven’t you ever wanted to stomp up the Capitol stairs and declaim that (your enemy) is a total bitch or something? :P

I 100% agree with this. I don’t understand why people will refuse to enjoy a good piece of (music, literature, etc) because the artist has flaws. (*cough*ender’sgame*cough*) Especially if it’s a movie or something, you’re fucking up people who are not related to the artist too.

Or we could just let them do it and have Darwin flense out the morons :P

Parting my hair down a side feels awkward and unbalanced on my head...I even have a hairstyle now that relies on a middle part. :P Guess I’m stuck in the 90s, but I love it!

Always glad to help.

fixed that for you. I’ve dated my friends since ever. Way nicer than cold-approaching someone, and you know whether or not your basics mesh even before you start the relationship.

You asked them to stick their nose in it when you didn’t run the kid out of the restaurant to keep the ear-piercing noises away from the other people there. Also, kids need to learn that Mommy won’t shield them from life consequences.

When I was a kid, I got my first Gameboy and it was the best thing in the world. It was a brick with no backlight and a black and white shitty resolution screen, but damn did it keep me engaged. I was a wonderful angel at restaurants forever because of that thing.

You are a hero.

You are my new patronus