Hell yeah. Nowadays, we don’t need more kids. They’re an expensive hobby. That you should keep out of everyone else’s face when it acts up.

Babies at least are on the behavioral level of animals. They can’t eat, drink, or take a shit without someone monitoring them. They’re basically dogs that grow into humans, and even dogs get paper-trained faster than a baby. By any criteria other than genetics, if you ask me, they sure don’t act human at all.

This is entirely what I do. The quality of any restaurant I go to is nontrivially lowered by a kid being there.

We have 7 billion people on this earth. Reproduction is no longer necessary for every person. No one’s child is particularly important. Ergo, they should not act like their kid is a thing everyone else HAS to put up with. Either parent your child well or keep them at home, because every time a kid screams in a…

Oh gosh, my dad liked to have me read random stuff that included the word “penis” and so forth, just to cackle when I didn’t know what I was talking about.

I swear I’m very controversial for some reason. I’m Alcoraiden when I’m not on this computer, and I have a wide range: I’m followed in a couple cases, greys in some, and my comments just don’t show up at all in a couple of areas for some reason; I swear I’m banned or something. Dunno what for.

Gosh, holy cow, I agree. You make this into a huge rant about other people’s problems when he just wants some advice. Holy shit.

Flagged for harrassing and hateful speech. Seriously? You’re calling him an autistic person as an insult? And out of fucking nowhere? What’s your problem?

Nah I just get sick of having nasty shit in there that my boyfriend doesn’t want to deal with so he won’t go down on me etc. :P (I really want no periods but at this point the only thing that would give me that is ablation...)

The only reason I’d ever consider douching is if I used some kind of saline/body-fluid-like rinse to get the old and nasty-ass last day period blood out. Normally I just kinda stick a finger in there and try to clean house a bit instead, because I’m still not sure it wouldn’t be a bad idea.

I thought everyone in the world knew at this point that douching was bad.

I’m vaccinated, though! ;)

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Is it illegal to covertly set their sign on fire? Like just...the corner? With a match or something? :P

REIMU!

To be totally fair, women who are obsessed with their boyfriends are jerks to all their friends and suck.

tl;dr Netflix thinks women all like dramas and men all like sports. Granted I’d say the women’s list is hella better because it’s long and actually has good long story...

I hate to be a buzzkill here, but with all the dogs that are adoptable and how overly many we have in shelters and overall flooding the country, I’m not sure why this dog hasn’t been put down. So much money and so many resources are going into an animal that is way, way, way behind the 8-ball when it comes to even…

Rest in peace, Iwata-sama.

Lock those fuckers up. Then deport them...*after* letting them do a stint in with the folks in prison. I’m sure those assholes will learn their lesson when they see what that kind of life is going to get them.