Lesbians also focus more on the pleasure of the woman than much male-and-female porn. If you’re a woman watching porn, don’t you want to see something that gets you off?

The only possible way I could imagine period blood would freak out the entire gender — which it totally seems to — is that they’re imagining blood spewing out their dicks. Which would be not cool.

I don’t get it either. If you can’t take hormonal birth control, use an IUD. If you don’t want semen getting in you, use a condom. If you can’t handle latex, use lambskin. I don’t even care, but vaginas are hella stretchy and they move a lot and come on now, my boyfriend rams me in the cervix (which for some reason…

Holy fuck I can barely get in there with my hands. Between tiny fingers, less flexibility, and at least not a short vagina, I have to use toys just to put anything there really. Tampons are a pain.

And you’ll get CHLAMYDIA AND DIE

Exccuuuuuse me but as a Southerner I am going to have to cross my arms and object to your slight upon my kind good sir/ma’am :P

I was going to post this and then you did it so well. ASPARTAME IS NOT THE DEVIL.

Aside from pitbulls, Rottweilers, and Dobermans, what are the “bully breeds”? I know those have an overblown rep.

While I’m lucky enough to be white, I did see the student discrimination thing. My roommates and I got turned down for several places with pretty transparent lies that were obviously code for “you’re college-aged and you’re probably going to trash this place as a result” even though we spiffed up, looked professional,…

It’s really just tribalism. People feel safest in their homes, so they’re also the most defensive of them. Tribes are about having a community with people who look and act like you, so they’re more familiar, feel safer, and seem more trustworthy, which was all well and good back in prehistory, but not so much now. I…

Every single one of these things is an abomination. Awful. Horrible. Terrible. Ugh. What the everliving *fuck*.

LET’S BE FRIENDS ON HOTS

Whoa. While I will look up some citations on that, if that’s true, I will totally try medium pork.

Red velvet cake was a staple at my grandmother’s holiday meals. I think I might have to break out a pitchfork now. ;)

As a Southerner, you are wrong.

The first thing I did when I got to college was buy an entire tub of cookie dough ice cream, pick all the cookie dough bits out, and throw out the rest of the ice cream. No shit. I have no idea why I didn’t just buy a tube of that premade stuff. I think it was a statement of teenage rebellion.

Holy shit I have done this before. I have gotten so desperate I made my own impromptu cookie dough out of flour, melted butter, and brown sugar because I could. And then I ate that shit. And it was damn good.

I had some apple horse treats too! Mealy, really bland, and not really...apple-y.

This is basically how I learned to eat medium rare meat. My mom likes her steak basically charcoal, which sucks, and she always got that for me too as a kid, but when I got older I ended up tentatively trying rarer meat and then I was a convert forever.

Yes. The reason you at least sear all sides of a blue steak is because bacteria gather on the surfaces but don’t penetrate the interior of a steak. You kill what’s on the outside, and the inside is raw.