Alas, they cannot be clicker-trained. Or can they? :P

My family is full of Southerners and they still do this. Oddly, they will blab and ask about the most trivial things...but then wait a sec, what, my uncle’s got to have a triple bypass surgery, WAIT WHAT WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?! Or my dad just shows up for a routine visit and is like “oh right don’t hug me too…

I sure would.

Please tell me you made this up. Please.

I am pretty sure Chris Pratt can do no wrong. Holy cow.

My boyfriend is stoked, and so am I. The pill has been great for me, but hey, more layers of protection are always nice! Also in case I’m on vacation and forget my pills or something, we don’t have to use condoms. (Good for the end of things, to clean up and all, but I prefer not using them until necessary.)

So a guy has a fetish and wants to do something that doesn’t prevent all his ejaculate from leaving him and you’re going to call him a horrible person? What about women that want to be ejaculated on? They exist. Jeez.

I can’t stack quarters on my nearly nonexistent collarbones (they just don’t pop), but lemme see if I can stack ‘em on my big traps ;)

Manhunt, back before sneaking into the neighbors’ back yards would get you shot or something. I loved that game.

Is this a virginity thing? What color are you “supposed” to wear, if not white?

Gosh, I agree. If you’re over 18, you’re not a girl anymore, dammit.

Insert an awkward silence here cut only by the sound of a loooooooong sip of tea.

I love Subway. I think the bread tastes awesome and the mayo is some kind I haven’t tried before. I get a turkey footlong with double meat and cheese and nothing else, every time. AWESOME.

Or we can all go play Heroes of the Storm, which has way less of a toxic community and also has characters anyone knows ahead of time. And discourages in-team competition but instead promotes cooperation. And is very well balanced. And...y’know what, go play it. :P

2 million will be easy to raise. Kickstarter has been crashing from so many people rushing in for this.

I don’t really care what happens to my body when I die. You want to have weird dead-lady kids with my eggs? Go ahead, I’m dead, what do I care?

Is it weird then that I’m a woman in a male dominated industry and it just hasn’t happened to me?

Is it just me, or is everyone these days getting charged with sexual harassment? Is this just an extremely common thing? Do people just harass people all the time every day?

White/Asian girls have the best of all worlds, if you ask me. They get the almond-shaped dark doe-eyes that lots of dudes want in women and thick, heavy glossy black or brown hair, combined with pale skin and a little bit of sharpness in the facial features. It seems like they just kind of win. Got to say, the…

The amount of restrained giggling that happened when the dude just dropped his pants, nearly burst my face there. Oh my gosh. It must’ve been horrible, but having some random mofo come up and just whiz all over you to top it off...wow. Like the icing on the horrible horrible cake. And yet some dude just pissing all…