This isn’t disastrous so much as depressing. My family and I went on a trip to Stowe, Vermont during winter to ski and dogsled with a group there since I’d always wanted to go dogsledding. Except it was senior year of high school, and I was incredibly depressed the entire year because I was going to have to leave all…

This is great. Making food for people who are having a hard time is one of the best ways to be helpful but not obtrusive. :)

America has a mentality of “I suffered, so you should too. Why do you get something nice when I don’t?” I expect this is the reason women snipe at each other so much, instead of banding together.

Totally irrelevant to the topic, but Tastycakes, do I know you? There’s someone in my IRC channel (where my username is Alcor) that goes by Tastycakes.

So, is the problem that they were trespassing or that they were naked?

Peanut butter is just ground peanuts with some oil added. What is so bad about it compared to normal peanuts? O.o

I would’ve like...thrown the cake into her face. Like, actually straight at it.

Re: those dudes who shut the lid, I love cake like my own nonexistent children and I will slay the person who fucks up my wedding cake.

Thank you for knowing about that short story. :P

It’s a very legit question. Sure, you can ejaculate with the physical penis there, but is the penis just as sensitive as average dicks are? Is it reasonably able to hold an erection, or is there a lot of stop and go? Is it of reasonable size and capability for his partner? Basically...well, how is the sex when you…

And sadly, if a hot guy notices us, we’re supposed to be appalled. :(

I really disagree that cats are purely selfish. But it’s not like I can understand cat motivations really I guess. We really can’t, much.

Agreed! I’m a cat person, but damn if this dog isn’t an astounding animal. :)

“you useless cunts” makes my life.

That is like psycho stalker serial killer shit right there. It is so good you ran the fuck out of that.

HEAR HEAR.

I...I don’t know how he’s alive now. Because if I were there, I’d have been sorely tempted to smash a beer bottle and go for the throat.

Wait, so basically I sleep wrong for everything? There is no position that recommends sleeping on your stomach.

Sooooo. If you can’t make a public example of people, how the hell are you supposed to have society police itself?

Michelle looks tranqed as hell.