I would fuck shit up if someone did that in front of me. That is just...just *no.*

Oh my gosh are you going to reply to EVERY SINGLE COMMENT with how everyone is wrong and they should all know how bullshit this is from the very start? I thought we had a lot of folks arguing for your side but it’s really just you.

Guys, I’m an electrical engineer, and I certainly didn’t see this as “snake oil bullshit” when I first saw it. Why the fuck *can’t* we develop materials that can handle pressure and still let solar panels work on the road? Or on a bike/pedestrian path? Why are people so HA HA TOLD YOU SO about this? It’s like you…

I know right?! The first thing I thought was ALL THAT WHIPPED CREAM WASTED, YOU MONSTER!

Yes, and vaginas look like goopy tubes covered in sagging flaps of skin. :P

I don’t understand being hung up on someone for years after you break up. How do people even have the mental energy for this? My crushes and breakup tears pass before like half a year is up.

I’m so confused how no one seems to appreciate male bodies as beautiful. Hunky, buff, whatever, but not *pretty.* But hey, I’m a lady artist, and I love seeing some pretty male bodies. And they don’t have to be effeminate to be beautiful, either.

The sad thing is, I’m imagining she said it because she had a distinct possibility of *dying* before she would ever reach that mark. It seems like a roundabout way to say “I would rather die than date you.” And then he called her on it later and she just didn’t want to explain the joke, so she hoped she could get the…

I would like to thank you so much for continuing to keep scat stories out of your articles. Nothing makes me want to vomit like that kind of stuff.

For them there’s probably a sort of satisfaction in “well, you won’t let us do our work our way? Fuck you, now we won’t do it at all, isn’t that what you wanted?”

ME TOO OMG. I used to eat these things like friggin candy when I was a kid.

FUCK YES KO MEAT PIES. They are the best.

One thing people are seriously missing here is that to fundamentalists, often any sin is considered just as evil as any other. Some kid who swipes a pack of gum from the gas station is just as sinful as someone who shoots a dude for walking his dog too close to the house. Or something. And as long as the person makes…

You take that back about Attack on Titan ;)

Amen.

I think their opinions come, when they aren’t actually from personal experiences putting them off for good reason, from some societies thinking sex is way scarier a topic than violence. Pure violence crime like murder, meh. Sex crime? Suddenly everyone panics.

I did not REALIZE until I saw this just how huge these age gaps were. And you know, movies make everyone look younger...including the women O.O

I don’t even. Through the power of movie makeup, they could make her look whatever age they wanted. And yet she can’t look “young enough” for him?

“Hypersexed poultry” is not a word I ever thought I would see. Ever.

Old Navy’s jeans are like the only jeans that consistently fit me. I’m amazed.