Hell, that’s how I make tuna salad at home. o.O Is there another way you’re supposed to do it? I love this stuff and eat it like every week.

Potbelly’s has tiny-ass sandwiches for like 8 bucks. I have no idea why I ever ate there. ><

I truly cannot explain why I love Subway so much, but their bread, cheese, and mayo just taste so much better than anything I have ever bought in a store to make a sandwich with. I don’t know. I order the same thing every time: turkey footlong on Italian, American cheese, double cheese and double meat, light mayo.…

As a natural screamer, it reduces the pleasure of the whole thing if I have to focus a lot of attention on not making sounds instead of on having fun. And no, I’ve never had sex in my parents’ house, *for this reason.* I just can’t control it well. Also, soundproofing is way harder than people make it out to be;…

Lemme tell you why you didn’t get noticed when you were 50 pounds heavier. You say your confidence hasn’t changed, but look at *everything else* you’re saying, and I’m going to call bullshit that it didn’t. Sure, consciously, you might’ve been trying just as hard, but you clearly have this innate view that larger men…

Feels weird to reply to my own comment but...wow, every time *I* invoke the concept of the Internet vigilante death mob, everyone comes in with BUT WHAT IF THEY GET THE WRONG PERSON and BUT THIS ISN’T HOW JUSTICE WORKS!

Nothing in this article says that. Where are you seeing that? All I saw was “aversion to public makeouts.” Making out is way different.

Makeouts or polite kissing? Gay or straight, if you are sucking face in front of me, it sounds gross, it looks inappropriate, and I don’t really want to watch it. Do your makeouts in private.

As shitty as this is, a photo showing his face so clearly makes me think someone is going to identify and subsequently doxx the shit out of him.

But at the very least is it really necessary to have nasty painful horrible breakups, instead of just...amicable ones where you stay friends? All of my exes are reasonable sane human beings who like me and vice versa. o.O

I don’t even know why everyone seems horrible things like this as a rite of passage. Some people marry their first loves and are happy. Good on them for dodging a bullet.

How dare that airline take precautions against being sued and against having a passenger suffer an extreme malady mid-flight, thus causing the entire plane to emergency land!

See it's funny because I'm a person who *would* rather have a Porsche than a kid. I have no inherent attachment to kids; I don't see the appeal; I'd rather invest my money in something guaranteed to be under my control and give me exactly what I asked for. Kids are...well, humans. And humans are not controllable and…

Well if you ask me, children *are* a burden and a shackle. That's why I'm not having them. Childfree is the word for me! (Imagine a singsong there I suppose, since I made a rhyme.)

So the problem here is that black hair has the most natural high volume of any race's hair. Every other race has either flat hair, waves, or ringlets. Not large volume puffy hair. I'm not really sure how anyone except maybe a person with very frizzy ringlets could sustainably hide stuff in their hair. Afros? You can…

So wait a sec, people are more pissed off by squeezing *hair* than by touching your body? Jeez y'all, it's hair. It's dead. There's nothing really important *about* it. It's...dead keratin. It's not like it's your genitals.

Okay, I don't agree that the reason is inconsequential at all. She doesn't like blowjobs. Whatevs, she doesn't have to give them. But she shouldn't make this a big act of vengeance, because frankly that's moronic. Stop keeping score and do what makes you happy sexually.

Agreed. It sounds really petty the way she phrases it, as if she's a lone warrior avenging women who don't get eaten out because, probably, they don't ask for it and aren't willing to leave people who refuse to do necessary sexual acts for their pleasure.

Except that's what it *is* about. Didn't you read the last few lines? It's about this lady saying that she's basically exacting her Righteously Indignant Revenge on her future lovers *as well as* drawing boundaries. The latter? Great. The former? Immature and stupid.

"But it is, unfortunately for you people, a much more complicated process than a man's orgasm."