I'm going to buy a few sundew plants (carnivorous plants with leaves like flypaper) and see if I can feed those little fuckers to a pretty plant. Also to watch them slowly die. :P

I've never been hit on at the gym. I kind of wonder if that means I'm ugly or something.

As much of a carnivore as I am, I have a hard time assuaging my morals over the foie gras thing. Is there *any* humane way to create it?

Wow. People don't know that kidneys make pee? Isn't that kind of...basic knowledge? O.o

How is overcooking somebody's food cruel? Cruel is a word that should be reserved for shit like slashing someone's face open or kicking people's ribs in. Not for burning a burger.

Goes to show you then that assholes don't deserve good cars. :P

Nah, I'm on your side. If he was creeping all over you, surely he was cheating on her with *someone.* Guy deserved it.

I feel like "gimme X" vs. "can I have X" is a matter of the atmosphere and whether you know the staff. "Yo, Jim, grab me a Coke!" is totally acceptable for a casual place where you're a regular who is pals with the staff. "Could I get a Coke?" or "I'd like a Coke, please," is for general purpose use. But barking…

It's times like this that I wish it were more acceptable to slap someone across the face for offenses. Because I know if I were having to deal with any of these asshole customers, I'd hit them so hard their grandkids would still feel dizzy. Let that teach them a lesson in how to be decent fucking human beings, because…

It's so, so true. Even if you aren't giving big tips because you want the servers to have reasonable pay, if you tip well, the servers will freaking *love* you.

I...I can't agree here. Circles under your eyes just makes you look like you stayed up for two straight days working on something and now you really need a nap. Or they make your skin look like it's hanging and old even if you're like...20. I think it's ugly. And I do have them myself.

This might be the first case where people complain about *inverse* whitewashing.

While I find the idea of eating a placenta nasty, kidneys and liver are filter organs as well, and we eat those.

I am rarely outright disgusted by something I read, but I definitely felt some bile rise when I read this. What. What. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm kind of headscratching here. As a person who was considered a gifted kid back in the day, I have so many bones to pick with this article and various comments to it that I don't really know where to start.

To play devil's advocate, the only reason we have any domestic animals is because we spent ages breeding wild ones. I think this is way less about fairness and way more about not getting mauled.

That better be his nickname!

My mentality on disturbing porn is this.

Only if it's free. Fuck paying for a game I can't play more than once.

This. I was thinking this the entire time.