Oh gosh do I love peeling skin. The one amazing thing about being sunburned — everything else sucks horribly — is that your skin peels off in long thin sheets when it's done being painful. Then you sit there and peel it all day. Yessss.
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Mine is a classic — dancing naked through the house and singing along to bad 90's music.
Awesome for this couple for working their issues out, and for demonstration how open marriages work successfully.
What I really want to know is, is her life good now? Is she happy? Does she have the capability she wants, knowing that yes, she's quite aged? Or is she bored and missing the things she used to do? Can she go out on her own? Etc?
Oh gosh I'm from like an hour away from that place. Also, pretty is NOT the norm in the South, because there are too many fashionless slobby folks down there who are also extremely fat to boot. Trust me, I love my hometown, but we have *no* class.
There are so many sad things, if you ask me, about wedding registries.
The only thing that would make this letter more utterly golden is if there were somehow a magical hand attached that would bitchslap the parents upon reading. This is amazing.
They need a restraining order or security at the wedding or whatever they can get reasonably. If the grandfather is afraid his son will show up and fuck everything over, including be there to hold it over poor Grandpa's head that he *walked his granddaughter down the aisle*, they need someone at the door to say "no,…
Mutants unite! I have big meaty calves that defy all zipping boots. And you're totally right, the fabric feels hot and sticky and doesn't breathe at all.
I'm the opposite of you here. I started wearing men's jeans instead of women's because they don't stretch and thus they don't give me perpetual muffintop and press into my knees and crotch. I don't know why women's jeans feel the need to cling like leggings. Men's jeans are straightforward, tough, and loose, and on…
The moral of the story here is that buying and preordering games/systems through real world box stores instead of, say, Amazon, is obsolete.
I admit as a 5'4" girl I've honestly thought about this. I do want to be 6 feet tall — not so I can be a model, but so I can loom and look powerful and get the benefits that come with having male-range height and a body the thickness of mine. Buuuut...this sounds so much like hell, and so risky, that I just couldn't…
Wow, you're the first other person I've met to have this opinion. I really, really want the guy to get me a ring — not because I want an expensive ring handed to me for no work on my part, but because it feels like he's doing some of the work. I'm always the person who has lots of initiative — I ask guys out, I do the…
As an artist, I feel like I should be able to draw people as they actually look...but I've tried to draw myself so many times, and I end up tailoring the image to how I want to look, not how I look. "Oh, let's just conveniently skip these fat pouches, let's emphasize the muscles a bit, sharpen up the face, oh wait I…
Agreed. Why would you stack the days? On the selfish/shameless side, that means you've combined two gift-giving days into one, meaning you don't get as many shinies or get to give as many. On the more neutral side, "love-based" holidays are a great excuse to stay indoors and have hot monkey sex all day, so the more…
It's more of a relative thing for me. If I get to the point where I'm willing to say "I love you," usually around the year mark, and you're not ready for that yet, I give you a few months, maybe half a year. Not by then? I start getting too despaired and am not willing to try to wait you out anymore. If you're not in…
As a lady weightlifter, I would've gotten tagged as "high BMI" and thus sent this email. I look about 40-50 pounds lighter than I am because a lot of my body is straight up muscle. As someone who is still insecure about my body, I'd have been pretty pissed at this.
A fine order, though the PETA thing would've made it to "most obnoxious" immediately. PETA is horrible and annoying as balls.
I'm on the bandwagon right now of "well it's probably due to C-sections and childbirth in general." After all, going through a natural process that will rip your tissues, displace organs, and otherwise fuck your body up for a while seems like it would cause a lot of pain, let alone if you need surgery.
Re: horrible kissing, I like the three strikes method. My current long-term partner is a guy who used to kiss like a statue, lips pulled tight with anxiety, no motion, etc. So I kinda had to coach him on it. I hope your partner is open to learning; if not, yeah, there needs to be a serious talk.