Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Officers: You can leave now.

Very classy

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

Showing your identification “in a very threatening kind of way”is in the same distant cop excuse family as “I thought that 8-year-old’s juice box was a gun, so I fired first.”

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

Ray Ratto believes some sports league will within the next five years learn how to monetize hell.

I would just like to say that your attempt to compare a rich white fan/owner shoving a player, who had zero interaction with him or his family, because he felt entitled to do so, to a well known black GM being stopped by a cop, supposedly because his visible credentials weren’t visible enough, and then allegedly being…

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

oh man i’m sorry but i had to star

I’ll never forget my program...MEMORY DELETED

The hustle he shows on that tag out at home gave every white dad over the age of 60 their first boner in years.

My understanding is that Bruce Prichard is co-producing the whole FFFH stuff with Bray.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

The scouting report on him in the minors was “effortless power" and that video shows why. It would be nice if he would start to show it consistently.

Just wanna say you’re a helluva writer...