Alternate Headline: Dumbell wrecks face with dumbell, starts video game company in RI

If that’s the case then there’s your answer to the NFL’s ratings decline 

NOSE OUT

Join us! We have good food at our ballpark and plenty of seating.

Looks like the Redskins off-season plan is coming together nicely.  

I’m torn who to root for because fuck the Yankees, but also fuck the Umpires.  

Owners good to Otis!  Otis defend owners on TwitTor againts evuls Of liburls!  Otis patiently await benefits of trickle down economy.  Otis die alone. 

Who wouldn’t want to go to the Miami of Canada?

This would’ve never happened on Marchman’s watch

And dumb!

I came here to blame you but I’m glad someone already beat me to it

Ray obviously doesn’t watch TSN at all.  

Just doing a wellness check after last night

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

I sincerely hope you saw him punch a hole in the center field concourse Beggars Pizza tonight

I don’t wanna be the “Everybody Should Go To AEW” guy, but Bray in particular seems to be the type of performer who would benefit immensely from the creative freedom that AEW seems to give it’s talent.

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

Man I wish the Giants played the White Sox this year so Timmy Anderson could hit one onto the Dan Ryan and tell MadBum to go get a taxi.

Once his eyes catch up with his hands it’s gonna be scary.