Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Vince’s dream road trip

I’m waiting for them to call up Adam Cole and immediately do an angle where he’s the illegitimate son of Michael Cole and Beth Phoenix 

Wehner and Aubrey Huff forming Vince McMahon’s hot new tag team MAGA BOYZ

The guy from Korn really is a triple threat.

Please for the love of Jeebus let this be the reason Gorton skips over this kid and he falls to the Blackhawks.  The Tinfoil Hat Brigade would have a field day.  

“Dread it.  Run from it.  Coach’s Corner Still arrives”

Rick Ankiel still pitches?

My god...

He works for Barstool now?

But what does Marchman think?

Todd Frazier: WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE *ruffles Drake LaRoche’s hair*

Kenny Williams proceeded to blame the fans for not showing up.  

Regular Baseball Fans: AWWWWWWWWWW

HHH has a lot of faults but when he’s given the freedom to run his own show he doesn’t make many mistakes. It’s gotta piss him off to see Vince flush so many of his creative decisions down the toilet when guys are promoted to the main roster. 

Big E forever and ever, amen.  

I heard Get Out was based on Tim Thomas’ backyard.  

Pretty stunned that Green didn’t blame CNN and call Ring “fake news”

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

If you listen carefully the sound of Ned Yost grinding his teeth into powder floats magically on the wind...