Vladdy Jr’s Mighty Dongs is gonna give Tim Horton’s a run for their crullers 

Vince McMahon before every production meeting:

Announcer: “it wasn’t fine”

Poor spelling, shitty grammar, idiotic opinion...Cardinal Fan Alert!

At least the Phillies were playing a modern video game.  The White Sox are still playing Pong.  

I want to see TIE Fighter remade like this.  

ToyotaThon is gonna be really fun this year

Florida:  The Land Of Opportunity To Have A Combined Payroll For Two Major League Teams Under $60 Million Dollars

Shoulda traded away that fucking cannon.  

I’m super happy he’s back and cancer free, just can’t help but think they wasted a chance to have a truly awesome wrestling moment as opposed to a ratings bump in the middle of February 

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Which is more offensive:  the fact that he’s airbrushing his dad’s racism away with a wave of his Rich Guy Wand or the fact that the 3rd most profitable team in the MLB claims they “ain’t got no money”?

To be fair, icing sucks.  

Don Cherry is the Canadien version of Hawk Harrelson and he should follow him into retirement.  

Oh he’s gone off on every non-Canadian goal celebration since Ovechkin and Kane showed up.  

Pffffft.  Curt Schilling once created an entire video game company smelling like piss.  You’re welcome, Rhode Island.  

Bah Gawd that’s The Pappa’s Music!  

Shoot the NCAA into the sun.  

It’s nice of the guy who managed the Whalers for a whopping 38 seconds to share the entirety of his knowledge of hockey.