*The Eyes Have Hills

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Reds fan here. Absolutely furious. What team should I root for now? Leaning toward White Sox because I live in Chicago currently.

Amir Garrett’s that friend you’re happy you have but you kind of wish wasn’t your friend.

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

he is entitled to think its not political in the same way i am entitled to think its absolute bullshit.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

You just don’t appreciate how hard it is for most people to look like idiots when it comes so easily to you.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

me be rich someday like good owners. me not care about team have good players only care make ‘smart’ decision. me play fantasy football me smart like gm. me crypto racist. me hate players. oo-oo.

My body redacted nothing for several days after eating Skyline.

I found out last year that I’ve been overtaxed for 7 years due to the size of my property being incorrectly inflated by the appraisal district. But there’s nothing I can do to recoup my overpayment because of the two year limitation they set. So it only makes sense that my overpayment and his underpayment essentially c…

Trump’s going to ban soccer and then the only hobby poor Barron will have left will be staring into the void, waiting for it all to be over

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Shut the fuck up and stoping being a dickhead. Go play in traffic.

Would you put MLK on a “Famous Memphis Visitors” list?