Kuhnhackl was berated by Don Cherry during the intermission for showboating

A Reverse Dragon?  Normally you gotta pay double for that kinda action. 

Papa has now joined the Pantheon of Disgraced Racist Pizza Mascots (PDRPM), joining The Noid and Grand Dragon Imo to live out his days in saucy infamy.

Then when Bob Nightengale guarantees Harper signs with Philly we can all get mad at him earlier than usual

I love Q, and he’s the best coach in Hawks history, maybe even the city’s, but it was time for him to move on. His defensive system just wasn’t going to work with some of the pylons on the back end. I’m hoping the new coach adapts a system kind of like the Knights played last year.  Just fire the puck up ice and let…

This sounds like the hilarious ass disaster I expected it to be.  Maybe they figured booking it insane as possible would lead to forgetting how shitty it was for them to be there in the first place?

“Lemme tell ya Mean Gene, ya just can’t have these brothers tellin a brother how to run his program brother!  See all my Terpamaniacs in Saudi Arabia!  N-word!”

Truth.  Now if they would just give him to KO instead of Bork Lazener.

I will mark the fuck out when he comes back.  

Holy fuck.  +1 wish.  

The Houston fans were actually just trying to keep the brown guy from getting over the wall.

Get that bear some cocaine, stat!

I don’t know who did this, but thank you

I’m guessing it has something to do with Jon Gruden being a giant cherry-faced doofus. 

Kevin Owens and Elias need the tag belts NOW.

It’s like someone took the Habs formerly talented roster and Thanos-snapped them into sub-mediocrity. Now Carey Price is left behind to decay slowly in net like someone who drank out of the wrong grail in The Last Crusade.

+1 fiendish plan

Shortly thereafter Luis Avilan threw an Eephus pitch that clocked in at 42 mph slower than Kopech’s fastest pitch.  Baseball is weird.  

When the contract was sent to the league for review, Smith was taken off the Bears and awarded to the Packers.  

+10,000 degrees Kelvin