Wanted to make a snappy joke, but am coming up empty.  Fuck the NCAA with a pitchfork.  

Fedde and the Mantis would be a great name for a rock band.

As a White Sox fan, I hate that not only is he so good...but he’s also FUN. Here’s a guy who’s toilet paper every time he takes a shit is the Unwritten Rulez Of Baseball.  Combine him with a good dude like Anthony Rizzo and people like Heyward and Bryant....ugh.  

If the ump even had a sliver of a sense of humor he would’ve called the next batter from the trash can and rang him up too.

In the pantheon of White Sox relief pitchers over the last 10 years, he’s at least as good as Billy Koch.

I feel like you guys need to capitalize “The” in The Papa.  Either that, or refer to him by his true title: “Shitty Pizza Mussolini”

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.

I just figured Bettman and Manfred were the same guy

If you could’ve somehow tied in the petulant man-babies upset about The Last Jedi you could’ve had a world-breaking comment there.  Still, +1 midichlorian for you.

The replies in this thread are truly a head of their time. 

The Down Arrow symbolizes wait times for beer.

That last paragraph deserves a Pulitzer

Yeah, it’s almost like they have no fear of reprisal being from a state run by Mini-Trump Assclown Scott Walker. Weird, right?

Change the handle to “imsoverytriggered”?

This comment could melt steel beams.

Mike Milbury may not be a wordsmith, but at least he never took off his skate and tried to stab a fan.

Doesn’t seem to stop Sal Perez.

In his next at bat, the kid was beaned by Justin Verlander

Jesus, I’m pretty sure Avasail Garcia hasn’t seen 21 pitches this entire season.

Eh, I still call Guaranteed Tank Field by it’s real name, Comiskey Park.