I really, REALLY wanted Gallant to show up to the game against the Panth the other night in a taxi cab to rub some salt in that wound.

He looks like the lead singer of Incubus. I guess that’s better than looking like Fred Durst.

Mike Milbury hates this.

Credit: @minor_leaguer on twitter

I’m sure the Best Fans In Baseball are taking the news with their usual grace and aplomb.

Pravda has already hired him to cover the Olympics for Putin.

ACCIO SHITTY TWEET!

He read The Art of the Deal.

The NFL is gonna donate a bunch of money to that as well.

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John McDonough is the sports world version of a shitty James Bond villain. Always ready to stamp the Hawks logo on something for a buck. He can fuck right off too.

the Wild haven’t even gotten their golf clubs out of storage yet. Boudreau gonna Boudreau.

Offense can score if Quennville would leave the lines alone for 30 seconds. The D is terrible, however.

+1 melted steel beam

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

His ass is like a Rolodex of hilariously wrong tidbits

There it is.

Jinder is on the juice?! It must be legal where he’s from, which is clearly India and not Canada like it says on his drivers license...

Hopefully your keyboard just flew up and smashed your face because that was some dumb shit you just typed

That’s some fucking synergy right there