It was like a strobe light. Poor kid in the 2nd row behind the goal had a seizure.

Seabrook is worth it if you wanna watch a hockey player spend his entire contract on United Center 100-Level concourse nachos.

I dunno, if he did it before the bottom of the 5th inning I think he’d be ok.

How’d he like them apples?

With your pretend snarky comment? Probably not.

I was gonna make a snarky reply to that yahoo, but yours was much better so take this star instead.

Fuck Vince.

It’s weird, because for awhile it looked like Smackdown was going to be the more progressive show in terms of storylines and character building. Then it took a hard left turn down Vince McMahon Lane and here we are at “Canadian-Indian Guy makes fun of Japanese Guy for being Asian”.

It works with Owens because he’s Kevin Owens and he’s amazing. The other ones....yikes

Joe West wanted it removed because it took the spotlight off of him.

To be fair, it’s probably really hard for him to type on his burner phone when the eyes of his klan hood keep getting in his way.

Fuck anyone who does that

+1 Thank God For Google

Much like Capone, I’m pretty sure Joe West’s brain is riddled with syphillis.

Holy shit.

YOU ARE FAKE ACCOUNT

This has turned into the fight equivalent of a Limp Bizkit song.

This is even more proof that Dana White desperately wants to be Vince McMahon

Agreed! David does a bang up job, and props to Deadspin for promoting his writing. Good shit all around.

I didn’t realize it until now, but Jim Isray looks like Chris Benoit if he hadn’t....ya know....wrestled so much....