I guess that’s a way better title for the article than “Mojo Rawley Wins Something For Some Reason”

Owens was booked like pure shit for his title run. I’m hoping the rumored pairing with Samoa Joe results in them destroying the entire roster.

Miz is the best heel in the company and it’s not even close (well, maybe Owens).

Just to be clear; we’re all gonna call the numbers and congratulate them right?

Would watch.

Pitchkemon

But does he have an insanely named pitch that MLB could promote, IE. Gyroball, InertiaBall, Hoverball, SuperHappyFunBall, Hadouken, etc.

Meanwhile Dwayne Wade dislocated his elbow watching the fight from the pressbox

Hawk is retiring?

TOOTBLANS FOR ALL

I love this dog and hope he gets all the treats.

At full speed it looked borderline, but as soon as they slowed that down....that was pretty dirty. Nobody wins with Nuck on Nuck violence.

ATTENTION ALL CAR THIEVES: PLEASE DISREGARD THIS ARTICLE.

DOWN GOES GOEBBELS! DOWN GOES GOEBBELS! WHAT A GIGANTIC PUSSY!

TKO

That game was bananas.

Matt Millen stopped buying the Madden video games because the “Be A GM” mode wouldn’t let him draft a team full of wideouts

In Soviet Russia, James Francos YOU!

I would LOVE it if Russel Wilson got bought out by a team from Outer Mongolia.