Kieron Gillien gets it. Jason Aaron gets it.

His name is Bronston, and that’s exactly what he deserves.

Not a Cam Newton fan by any stretch of the imagination, but sweet pogo hopping Christ. Fuck the NFL.

Oh god dammit anyway. +1 Mitch Hedberg.

Keyshia’s glasses cost $40000, as they were stolen directly out of Mr. Belvedere’s grave. You have to pay for rarity.

That wig could be seen by astronauts on the International Space Station without the use of telescopes.

Yeah...I don’t....hmmmm.....uhm....

Thanks for nothing, Barry Allen.

If this is true, I can’t believe he hasn’t come out yet. I mean, nothing screams “bastion of tolerance and understanding” like Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Methinks you hit the wrong reply button.

This comment could cure leprosy.

+1 Ultimate Ghost Warrior

I w0n’t blast Cole for being forced to say that about Greenberg, but I will give him enormous piles of shit for being as exciting as white bread dipped in skim milk.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

The No Sell In A Cell?

That’s OK, neither did any of the players taking the class.

Fingers crossed you’re first in their will. You get you own double wide!

This comment has more dingers than he’ll ever hit.

Bro, do you even lift box bro?

Great, another QB controversy that Romo has to deal with.