Living vicariously through Manny Machado tonight.

Or at least throw quality beverages at him, like Zima.

Then buy a Lambo with his signing bonus

I had just assumed that was the wall to get into Diagon Alley (NERD ALERT).

Voting for Trump?

Matt Harvey didn’t kill a bunch of people. At least not yet.

Issue 5 of Infinity Gauntlet left me truly shocked and depressed as I watched Thanos kill off a ton of my favorite heroes in crushingly original ways.

Papelbon now 9/11 in save chances. Pete Carrol is not a believer.

This may be the first time in recorded history where I’m on Vince’s side. Too bad, too. Ryback was hilarious on Sunday.

Please do it Sunday, as I'll be in attendance to my first ever Premier League Match. What a way to kick it off.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the firing squad was waiting for that poor guy at Beijing International

I just KNEW Harry would eventually steal Hermione away from Ron.

That's the only team I'm qualified to play for

The WiFi in the stadium didn’t have the right body type, so Vince wouldn’t push the button.

You guys have had plenty of chances to ruin the sport, and based on the number of Canadian teams in the playoffs I’d say they're doing a bang up job :)

Nope. Grant Gustin is still just on the CW

YES

Be pretty hard pressed to out-hatewatch the way I hatewatch Gotham.

Detroit

+1 money shots