+1 pedo-rec

Ugh. Drake is the worst.

Cockran?

Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

Colon IS the secret menu at Shake Shack.

NASCAR is fucktarded. Like watching a bunch of skittles go down a toilet bowl.

Congrats to Chip Kelly, the new mayor of Shit Mountain.

I would play the shit out of Jazzman Hands and Riverboat Accident.

Pai Gow allows you to hover a little above even or a little below even for a solid length of time. Tip the waitress well and you will be bombed before it’s lunchtime.

If you are only betting the “don’t pass” line, it is slightly more likely to hit than a pass bet. Where you make your $$$ on craps (and lessen the odds in the casino’s favor) are the odds you place behind a pass line bet which is why you find more people playing the pass line. I’ll only toss cash on “don’t pass” if…

Beck’s music has been good, but he became an Insane Scientologist Whizbanger. I’d call it a wash.

Wow, which one is Sepp Blatter in that picture?

So is this the new version of the “Madden Curse”?

And boom goes the dynamite. Well played.

NüMetal Sky point.

Now you sound like a Penn State fan

That’s one hot take of nondescript white dudes.

Happy Gilmore

I love the look Xiong gives Li as he has his head cradled after being punted. “WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME???”

My only beef with Destiny right now is the loot drop system for the King’s Fall raid is goddamn dildos. ANOTHER RUNE???