Everybody in your crew better hate Ted 2, otherwise they aren't really your friends.

“Over My Dead Body”

Amen. Fuck that guy.

Flawless Victory.

+1 on the double down.

To be fair, the Jays D completely let him down with 2 errors. Not a single run that inning was earned.

Isn’t that more a Cowboys thing? I’m pretty sure Mike Irvin still has 25,000 Frequent Snorter Points to use before they expire at year’s end.

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Upon seeing the invasion, Randy Orton promptly said he'd never sell for him.

Cleared the fence on the first swing. Well played.

I’ve begun rooting for Sergio for the same reason I loved Roddy Piper. The bad guys are always more interesting, and let’s be honest, fun.

Nor I. Fingers crossed they can somehow get Nicholas Cage in season 3. Speakers across the universe would melt with the awesomeness of it all.

The Royals turned heel before anyone realized they were relevant again.

Big Show is so slow he's just now getting mad at Big Boss Man for dragging his dead dad through the cemetery

Meatballs raining down from the sky.

I can't imagine what would happen if this guy was an Indians fan.

I'm indifferent to the Astros or the Rockets, but fuck Comcast with all the dicks in the multiverse. Forever and ever, amen.

I was kind of hoping for Snow Baseball, since the Summer Olympics dicked the sport right out of the event. Josh Donaldson would destroy everyone.

As did we, but my buddy actually worked at the course, so instead of a foot war it turned into Blitzkrieg. Until I ran the golf cart into a pine tree.

Never, ever, EVER will I get tired of that GIF. Q makes no sense sometimes.