Knowing someone and really knowing someone are two completely different things. I think your mom should probably sit down and think through what she is really saying and how people probably act around her.

Diane is fantastic. Charlie steals every scene he is in, but Diane is amazing.

“he’s an orange of such insane hubris that to be the first orange in history to use a nuclear weapon offensively is probably an appealing prospect to him.” - Thanks for making me spill my drink

In all seriousness, I can’t imagine how poorly it would turn out for us if we managed to start a war. Imagine a war with China, where ISIS and similar groups take pot shots at us. Odds are we will just be a puppet for Russia for the foreseable future, but war is one very real and scary outcome of our current path.

I don’t mind waiting any amount of for someone to feel comfortable enough to have sex with me. I do however, have an issue with someone having an arbitrary amount of time set aside to wait until we have sex. That is stupid and I would immediately cease communication with them.

that was what I was thinking. It would be the only thing that would kind of make sense

Between this, the Michelle Obama Jimmy appearance and Biden’s award...it is really hitting home that they are leaving and that the Cheeto is coming into power. I have been trying to keep it more towards the back of my mind, but god it is coming. I am feeling as though I may just sit quietly at my desk, cry and try…

You and I good friend, we know how to avoid fights. :)

Bravo

No. What you do is you start getting progressively louder, then turn and yell at the space next to you that “You know that you are on parole but this mothafucka keeps testing me.” then turn back to him and give him your craziest eyes.

Don Lemon would fall over dead if they asked him to do actual reporting.

They were really, really in the role.

Yes, but that phrase is absolutely perfect. It made me pause for a second just to be sure.

I think he is probably thinking that their robes clearly aren’t up to the high quality that actual kkk robes are. pleibs

This is probably the most truthful statement that I have heard in a while and certainly on the subject.

Diiiiiiiiiiiiirk! Good job! I feel as though there is also a joke about how they used to call him ‘irk’ because he had no ‘D’ in here somewhere.

I am fairly confident that the defender’s mother asked him to change his name after his soul was taken from him like that.

Charlie is quite possibly the best character on the show. He kills me every time he is on screen. The twins are probably next in line.

She was phenomenal and arguably better in Fences, but to say that she was leaps and bounds better is a bit much. Both were incredible in the film and both deserved to be applauded/awarded as such.

I’m just here for the cute reporter on the left. :)