So is “I just have a high metabolism” not an excuse anymore like it was in the aughts? We’re going for “I never workout but I’m active” now?

Pray tell, what do YOU think?

“I was a rich investment person who decided one day that I wanted to buy that shop/cafe in the Hamptons. Then using that money, I upgraded to a bigger one. Then my husband, Geoffrey, decided we should just move into a shit huger house here in the Hamptons and I started my job on Food Network. Now, after a number of…

The issue is when the tabloids interfere with your life, i.e. publishing private letters or, I dunno, chasing your car into a horrendous collision leaving your sons without their mother.

I’m around Harry’s age so I feel like I’ve watched him and Wills grow up and honestly, I was thrilled when I heard about Harry and Meghan! I think they’re super cute together. I watched the wedding to see the dress and tiara, but outside of that, I just follow her fashion choices (I need inspo) and think they’re cute…

People are just creepy about her. The last time we visited, my MIL was foaming at the mouth with Meghan Markle conspiracy theories. And she’s not alone, by any stretch! It is seriously off-putting how invested so many people are in thinking the worst of her.

I seriously doubt Meghan Markle’s father just gave the letter to a tabloid. Sold Is the proper word. 

Pics? Link? I must see this! I am obsessed with this story.

EXACTLY. I don’t know when the “I don’t need no stinkin’ expert” phenomenon began and I can only hope it’ll reach its zenith soon, but I wish people would even consider the notion that a layperson cannot correctly assess everything. If you are even remotely familiar with diagnostic criteria, let alone discerning it in…

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

Am I a bad person because, between that smug little smile and a presidential adviser using the term “deep state operative”, I would like to see him nailed by the tongue to a post in a public square?

You must really love your wife

Goddamn Stephen Miller’s face is so punchable. It boggles my mind that we’re the same age...the hate just shows on peoples’ faces.

joyfully pro-Trump, pro-authoritarianism family

Yup.

It is truly sad that someone capable of intelligent thought can reason out that those things are okay. They must be morally bankrupt (but probably still religious!).

So, Miller was obviously expecting to walk into a softball interview and did absolutely no prep.

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.